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Death is infinite, which is why no one can understand it.  Death is not perceived as an idea, but considered a fact.  The idea of death is engrained evolutionarily so we cannot create a way to overcome it.   Or maybe the idea of death and the fact of death are both incomprehensible and only an exceptional mind will push humanity through the breach into eternal existence.  A Jonas Salk of anti-aging is what we need.  An Einstein!  A Jesus Christ! 

Mrs. Viscane pitied her reflection in the mirror as the thoughts splashed through her head.  She ran a brush through her stringy wig like a Berber stroking a camel.  Then depression swarmed in and her eyes drooped.  I’ve picked a lemon, she said to herself.  I’ve hitched my wagon to a dull dying star.  It’s entirely my fault.

She looked in the mirror again.  She pursed her lips.  She stuck out her chin.  She looked at the right side of her face, and then the left, and noticed the tautness of it.  Like shrink wrap on a casserole.  She raised her hand to feel it – smooth as marble and white as alabaster.  Her wrinkled hand entered her view through the reflection, with sunspots and slimy veins like city highways surrounded by decades of trash.  Her fingers were no longer long and elegant but the craggy boughs of an autumn elm; they repulsed her - she quickly drew them back and cursed.

-I’m a heathen, she whispered to her face in the mirror out of her tight grotesque red-lipped mouth.  She dropped her face in shame.  But her glance happened back to her hands.  She gasped.

She would wear gloves.  If she could get to the store and buy them before she shriveled up entirely and expired.  Suddenly, her blood boiled.  She was irate at her existence and the meaninglessness of its transience.  Her anger spilled out like blood from slaughtered swine.  I could die in a day, or an hour or a minute or in the next moment or right now, her thoughts spat.  She was too hideous to have lived this long, skin on her arms flopping in the breeze as it sagged towards the center of the earth, compelled by the gravitational pull.  The thought of dying repulsed her notion of life.  The thought of the cells in her body, oxidized, terminating, sagging and expiating, unable to confront the challenges of living, disgusted her.  We know so much about why but we must figure out how to stop it.  The human mind is too exquisite to die, that is why we will conquer aging with technology.

-Dr. Marsteller’s mind, though, is sluggish from old age, she said aloud to the mirror.  He has not taken proper care of his brain cells.  Mine are a smooth machine but his are unable to process the simplest pieces of information.  The flicker in his brain burns like a 60-watt bulb.  I need someone energetic, fueled by nuclear power and running on gigawatts.  He’s been sucking from my tit for too long.  I absolutely cannot believe I’ve made this mistake and stuck with him this long.  Unfathomably I have wasted so much time with this charlatan.   

She nodded to herself in agreement.  She picked up the phone.  In her impatience, each ring panged her ear like a honking horn.

-Hello.

-Dr. Marsteller.

-Mrs. Viscane, what a pleasant surprise. 

The voice was gruff and pained by its own obsequious tone.

-There’s some things we need to discuss.

-I saw you in the paper the other day.  At the governor’s mansion for something.  You were given an award for your charitable contributions to the state.  Anyway…how are things?

-Dr. Marsteller, I won’t draw this out any longer than I have to, she said sharply.

-Is there a problem?

-As you know, I’ve always been a proponent of your research and although your work the past 20 years has been impressive, I think I’m going to take my money elsewhere.  I hope you understand.

Dr. Marsteller knew he had to think fast.  He had been blindsided by a right-hand hook to the chin.  Her precarious nature always struck fear into his very core.  Mrs. Viscane called for a progress report occasionally, so he wasn’t surprised by her demands.  He had never seen her so abrupt to swing her money out of his lab.  Usually she dangled it in front of him to try to expedite results. 

When he heard her voice, he knew she had had pangs of fright about her impending death.  Sometimes when this happened, she’d march down to the lab and ask him what he was working on and pester the students.  She was passionate, but she understood little.  However, she had never called so abruptly at this hour in the night and threatened to pull money.  I have to be quick and delicate, he thought.  He knew it might come to this.

-Mrs. Viscane.  I hope you aren’t too eager to pull out.  We actually just received some results with a new project I’m doing.  It’s late, and if you can forgive me, I can give you a call tomorrow and tell you about it if you’d like.

-Dr. Marsteller, I hope this isn’t another fruitless project.  I am serious about pulling my investment with you.  I’m tired of dead ends and ineffectual pathways that help you devise some pointless theory.  The way I see it, you have taken advantage of my good nature.  You have led me on for decades.  You think I would have learned my lesson.  But I am gullible.  I am gullible to a fault.  Do you understand me? 

-You’ll be pleasantly surprised with what I have to say, I think.

-Fine, call me tomorrow at one o’clock and we’ll discuss this new project.

-Okay, have a good night Mrs. Viscane.

She hung up the phone.  This was it for him.  He didn’t even have the common courtesy or strength to go over things with her now.  He’ll elaborately confuse me with the convoluted scientific jargon of another half-brained scheme.  She knew how he worked; he only cared about the money.  Not the results.  He’ll spend 15 minutes tonight composing a late night scheme that will go nowhere and sound impressive with considerable use of various chemical and molecular terms that will make me wretch.  He’s a leech. 

She looked in the mirror.  Her eyes behind her smooth face betrayed her age and anger.  Tears welled like glistening quarters lying on newly laid cement.  She grabbed another mirror from the top of the dresser, held it over her shoulder and looked at the back of her head.  Her black hair was ratty as seaweed baking on a rock at low tide.  Using her other hand, she lifted the ends of her hair and looked at the back of her neck.  The wrinkles and spots in folds looked like a dirty rumpled dinner roll.  Then she pulled the black stringy wig off to expose patches of white hair on top her splotchy bald head contrasted with her surgically repaired face.  Tears streamed down the smooth whiteness of her cheeks.  Straggles of hair were tufted in bits like the back of a cat with mange.  She put the mirror down, reached despondently for the light above the dresser and flicked it off.  

👉 Chapter 2


This originally appeared in Dr. Marsteller